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Next Change: Second Car

29 June 2009 B.Joe 1 comment

(Perodua Viva – still better than the pesky Kancil. Image source: Paul Tan)

After months of planning, saving up for the downpayment and going through the features of available models, my wife has finally decided and booked a Perodua Viva 1.0 (A) as her first car, bringing an option of having 2nd car for the house.

The reason for her choice is obvious – small car means easier to park and drive. We expect to get the car in the next 2 – 3 weeks and my wife already started to observe me even more closely when I am driving. She is excited and nervous at the same time.

As for me, I am looking forward for my wife having her own car for several reasons

  • She does not need to wait for me to take her on errands.
  • She can drive up and buy breakfast (or in most cases, dinner) herself.
  • She can stop complaining of how I drive.
  • She can drive to her workplace instead of walking now.
  • She can now understand why I need to spend so much for car accessories.
  • I have an alternative transportation in case my car breaks down or at the workshop.
  • And the best reason for my wife to have her own car, I can finally take a nap on long drive to relatives’ house.

Just like my wife, I too can’t wait for the new car to arrive…he he

Read Also

Paul Tan’s Perodua Viva Review

Categories: Car, Family, Wife's Car

What will you do?

14 April 2009 B.Joe 2 comments

waiting

I snapped this incident last weekend when I was returning back from a family gathering.

From afar, the traffic lights showed GREEN, so we, being true blood Malaysians, tried to beat the traffic light but as we inched nearer, the light had turned RED. We managed to slow down in time but not this Kancil. It was too late to stop at the legal line and it was too late to continue ahead.

What would you do then?

Given the “precarious” location of the vehicle at the junction, if I was the numb head driver, I would have drive up till the next traffic light border and wait for it to turn to GREEN or I would reverse just enough to allow passable space in the front (there were plenty of gap at the back as seen in the photo).

What did this numb head driver do? He waited at the very dangerous position for sometime until it was GREEN again to go. Sigh

Categories: Driving Skills

Maxim for Road Hoggers

10 January 2009 B.Joe 1 comment

Everyone have heard the maxim “shape up or ship out” but here is one for the road hoggers, the parasites who drive slow on the fast lane and refused to move away when there is a faster vehicle stuck at the back of them:-

“Speed up or move out, morons!”

P.s. Was inspired to write this after got stuck behind a slow moving Kancil (with race body kit and large exhaust) on the fast lane and who refused to move away despite “strong” warnings this morning

Read Also

To Queue Jumpers and Road Hoggers

Categories: Driving Skills, Highway, Videos

Indian Wedding Part 4

8 September 2008 B.Joe 1 comment

The “4 am” Indian weddings are getting to be more “usual” these days, so it was not a big surprise when my younger brother decided to have his at 4.30 in the morning.

We have received similar wedding invitations before but it was the first “wee morning” wedding in the family, so everyone was typically curious and excited. They even wondered whether the ceremony will be different.

The wedding guest list ended up being almost 500 (not many were able to wake up in time to attend the ceremony but a big bulk of it made it to the temple, although not at the same time). The wedding was scheduled on a Saturday morning, so Friday night was buzz with activities…until of course, it was time to take a quick nap before the big day.

On Friday, we had the usual last minute shopping in Klang (it has to be one in every celebration) and somehow managed to “sneak in” back to the house before the crazy “buka puasa” traffic jam starts. Meantime, my cousins and my siblings were busy at home decorating the house for the big day.

I was designated as the official driver for the bride & bridegroom, so I had made sure that I had a good rest (ha, just an excuse to sleep early) – the next day is going to be very hectic.

The day started 2.30 am when I woke and got ready to pick up the bride from her house at 3.30 am. Being the one that usually sleep more than the rest, I had expected the rest of the household to be up and busy for the wedding but it was not the case.

I sensed trouble when I noticed the dark rooms and the living room. I then realised that I was the only one awake and everyone else was fast asleep (the bridegroom was sleeping soundly and was snoring due to tiredness) – damn, this was not good news.

With everyone at home fully awake (with less than an hour to get ready, panic was in the air), me and my younger sister headed to the bride’s house to pick up the bride. It was good that the bride was up and ready for us when we arrived at her house at about 3.45 am. In less than 2 minutes thereafter, we were heading straight to the temple for the wedding (scheduled to start at 4.30 am). We just hoped the people at home made it in time to the temple.

We are probably the 4th car to reach the temple. There was one Kancil parked right in front of the temple and I hated Kancils. I made one phone call and the driver of the Kancil came out (he did not look too happy) and moved his car for the wedding car to park on the spot (he he, so evil of me). Except for the priest and the bride’s & bridegroom’s family members, the temple looked almost empty (just perfect!).

We did not have to wait long – sharp at 4.30 am, the guests started to trickle in and it was almost “house full” when the actual ceremony started.

The wee morning wedding ceremony was good – it was cool (except those being videoed by the videographer with his hot spot lights), quiet and void of any traffic (easier for those faraway to arrive at the temple on time).

There was an official photographer and videographer for the wedding – so, I was free to move around to look for interesting shots. It is that or it is me sitting down with the rest of the “elders” facing the priest in a warm part of the temple and seeing the couple being married. Ya that was the original plan – me being the elder brother of the bridegroom, had to sit down with vesti and jippa and had to go through 3 hours of the ceremony, unable to move much.

But with a camera in my hands (and a handful of excuses and blatant ignorance), I escaped – instead, I was in my favourite jeans and jippa (for some formality sake) and was able to move around freely (even had time to chit chat with my cousins outside the temple).

By 7.30 am, it was almost over – there was enough time for breakfast – fresh vegetarian nasi lemak, roti canai and thosai served hot in the temple grounds (the best part of the ceremony). Being the driver for the newly weds, I had to stay back longer because the newly wed was not ready to move (there still had several more camera shots – family members keep lining up for photo shots, chit chats with the guests and other formalities).

One trip to the photo studio for more photo shots was needed before I could return back home for a good sleep (I have been on “active duty” for 17 hours straight). Thankfully, the next day was a Sunday – the wedding is finally over, rather successfully and the newly couple is spending their time in the bride’s hometown far from KL, it was truly time for everyone to sit back and have a good rest.

To my brother, welcome to the club…

Read Also

Indian Wedding Part 1

Indian Wedding Part 2

Indian Wedding Part 3

Categories: Cultural, Event, Family, Indian

Some Ladies…

16 July 2008 B.Joe 2 comments

I don’t know lah…

This is the 2nd time in this week, I had a lady driver in puny Kancil cutting into my line (the gap in front of my car is not even enough for a small bike) without advance notice (as usual – never use the fucking indicators!) and when I horned this reckless driver, only then she puts up the indicators (what for I don’t know).

Thankfully my brakes have been performing extraordinary well. When I managed to cut back and overtake this idiot, all I saw the driver staring to the front – oblivious to the traffic on her left and right.

The last I saw this idiot; she was cutting into another lane, again without any indicators and without any consideration on the on-coming traffic. Sigh.

(What some drivers rightfully deserves! Imagine source: http://www.crashz.com)

The next time, I just hope that when she pull the similar stunt of cutting in without any warning, she will be hit by large truck, somersault several times on the air and lands on the road flat, crushing the idiot in the process.

Bitch!

Categories: Driving Skills, Idiots